ALWAYS have a medical kit aboard !!!

It WILL happen if you fail to have a medical kit aboard....

..you WILL have an accident with a knife.......

...you WILL get tooth ache...

.....you WILL get something in your eye......

.....you WILL have problems with your ring......

.....you WILL get seasick.....

......you WILL get fish scales in your eyes.....

......you WILL cut your tongue.....

......you WILL get your head stuck up your arse.......

....and MOST importantly....you WILL need your VERY BEST beer goggles...